There are certain things in life that just annoys the crap out of a woman. If you think about it, they are just overlooked details. But for us woman; it is a HUGE deal. Just one little thing can screw up your entire day!
1. When you’re starving, you go make yourself a roti, but sadly it gets burnt. So, you just decide to stay hungry and die. *SIGH*
2. You forget that you have milk on the stove. You can hear the milk simmer to the rim of the pateela. You run as fast as you can, but time runs out. It’s all over the stove!
Wow! Absolutely perfect! As if I was too farigh, now I have to clean this sh*t up!
3. When you have an event to go to at night and realize you forgot to get your dupatta peekoed. You just sit there in disbelief.
Forget the event! What am I going to wear? I have nothing else!
4. When you realize you’ve put too much salt in the salan, and you google all sorts of totkas to reduce it. However, you FAIL.
I can’t throw it..I’ll have to make everyone eat it no matter what.
5. You invite your guests over, and no one has the courtesy to take filthy shoes off and they just wander around the house as if it’s no big deal.
“Apne ghar bhi zara jootay pehn k ghooma karen..”
6. When you had a dawat the previous night, and your maasi doesn’t turn up the next day. You look at the mess around your house, kitchen sink full of dishes and the dirty floor.
“Saara azaab mere sar pe hi ata hai!”
7. When you are doing your makeup and suddenly the power goes out. How unfortunate could you be!
I must give up on life now. FML.
8. And..what could be worse than not having your dress stitched on time? Tailors can be super exasperating!
Time to burn his shop down to ashes..
What annoys you the most? If you’re a guy reading this, what annoys your wife, your mother or your sister the most?