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17 Wickedly Funny Desi Cards For Your Haters

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Abdullah Syed, a DC-based artist and the man behind Karachi Tips and Typewriter, has come up with the perfect set of desi cards called ‘Bitchy Urdu Cards’. Captioned with sarcastic one-liners and wicked comebacks, the cards are right on point.

Check out some of the Bitchy Urdu Cards and choose a few to send them to the people you don’t like.

1. To the person who obviously has a very dirty mind.

Bitchy Urdu Cards
Bitchy Urdu Cards

2. To the person who decides to cross the road when the traffic light turns green.

2. To the person who decides to cross the road when the traffic light is green.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

3. When relatives show up unannounced on Eid and expect a dawat.

3. When relatives show up unannounced on Eid and expect a dawat.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

4. When you just want to hang out with your friends but your parents won’t let you.

4. When you just want to hang out with your friends but your parents won't let you.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

5. When a frandshipper wants you to fall in love with them.

5. When a frandshipper wants you to fall in love with them.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

6. When you come across an old classmate you never liked.

6. When you come across an old classmate you never liked.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

7. Those guys and their low-waist jeans…

7. Those guys and their low-waist jeans...
Bitchy Urdu Cards

8. When a guy is being a total douche.

8. When a guy is being total douche.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

9. When you have a fight with bae.

9. When you have a fight with bae.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

10. To all your haters who spend too much time on Instagram.

10. To all your haters who spend too much time on Instagram.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

11. To the person who exists to annoy you.

11. To the person who exists to annoy you.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

12. For your neighbor who brags way too much.

12. For your neighbor who brags way too much.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

13. To all those colleagues who don’t bother to wash their clothes.

13. To all those colleagues who don't bother to wash their clothes.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

14. When you have to turn down the rishta proposal.

14. When you have to turn down the rishta proposal.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

15. When someone thinks the world is in love with them.

15. When someone thinks the world is in love with them.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

16. To those maila guys who shamelessly stare at you.

16. To those maila guys who shamelessly stare at you.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

17. When you want to crack a special Amir Liaquat joke.

17. When you want to crack a special Amir Liaquat joke.
Bitchy Urdu Cards

Creative, aren’t they? Which one would you choose?

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