We’ve all gone through that phase when we just want to unfriend some people off our Facebook because of the annoying things they do, that includes flooding your timeline with unimportant and ridiculous updates.
Here are some things that Pakistanis do that literally annoy the living daylights out of most of us while using Facebook.
1. Selfies – same background, same poses – but 100 pictures. Pro tip: NOBODY WANTS TO SEE THEM, TRY USING INSTAGRAM!
2. Candy crush, Criminal Case and 8 ball requests – NO WE DON’T USE FACEBOOK TO PLAY GAMES, GET A CONSOLE?
3. Tagging you in pictures of roses, flowers, quotes and bleed love pictures – PLEASE DON’T?
4. Newly wed couples posting cringe-worthy cover photos – THERE YOU ARE PUTTING A RING ON HER HAND AND WE DON’T EVEN HAVE A PARTNER!
5.Was eating Pakoray with 28 others – OH REALLY? YOU HAD PAKORAY? GREAT, THIS SHOULD GO ON HUMANS OF NEW YORK!
6. Cricket status updates, comments on players – OH WOW! YOU’RE LIVE-UPDATING THE MATCH, THANK YOU BECAUSE WE DON’T HAVE A TV SET AT HOME!
7. No make up selfies.. with loads of makeup – WHY DO YOU HAVE TO DO THAT? PLEASE DON’T #NOFILTER WHEN YOU ARE THE FILTER!
8. Hashtags that literally ruin your mood like #Shugal #Masti #Fun #Franz – I SWEAR THEY INVENTED TWITTER FOR THIS!
9. People in complicated relationships – THE WORLD DOES NOT CARE..
10. The constant poking, when you’re not even poking back – WHY DO YOU HAVE SO MUCH FREE TIME? TRY STUDYING!
11. The sad messages about “feeling depressed” – with people replying with “are you okay? :(” – AND THEN THEY REPLY WITH “IT’S NOTHING, DON’T WORRY!”
12. Uploading pictures of absolutely gruesome injuries.. which you can’t unsee! – WHY AREN’T YOU AT THE DOCTOR’S INSTEAD?
13. The Other Inbox – Home Of The Fraaaaaaaanshipers – NO I AM NOT INTERESTED IN VIRTUAL FRIENDSHIPS, THANK YOU!
14. Photo collages made on Retrica for every friend’s birthday – THESE ARE SO 2007….
15. Ugly pictures of food.. captioned #FoodPorn – PLEASE REALIZE.. THIS IS NOT APPEALING!
Do these things annoy you on Facebook as well? What are the other things that people do that make you want to unfriend them?