While we’ll keep joking and laughing about how annoying desi wives can be, it’s time you guys pay tribute to them and salute them for their awesomeness, which is mainly the reason why everything in your life is in order.
As long as you are alive because you are getting your nutrition and as long as your house is standing on the ground and has not collapsed, you NEED TO PAY THIS TRIBUTE. Believe me, it’s something she is doing that makes it all work!
1. Who else will feed the desi man’s obsession with gol and fresh rotis???
Only your wife can make fresh rotis for you even in the summer season when the kitchen is baking.
2. She HAS to possess some superpowers to take care of the house and the children, cook the food and do a thousand other things to keep everything in order.
The fact that she doesn’t have superpowers makes her all the way more awesome.
3. She does grocery shopping so you don’t have to bargain with the sabzi wala and fruit wala.
So that you don’t have to figure out the difference between a bund gobhi and a phool gobhi.
4. No matter how many maids you may have, she is the real reason your house isn’t invaded by insects and fungi by now
Yes, she is the secret!
5. She is a genius. Why? Because she is always right.
Someone who is always right means they know everything… hence, a genius!
6. She makes you laugh and has a good tolerance for your goofy jokes as well…
Hence, you both get to spend some good time laughing together.
7. No matter how much you piss her off, when you ask her to make a cup of tea for you, it’s all RAINBOW again…
She always forgets and makes you a cup of tea with love.
8. She lets you sleep in on the weekend even if your kids get up early. Isn’t it bliss??
She takes your kids away so you get your sleep on the weekend. What else could you ask for?
9. She gets along with your family and gives you peace of mind.
No saas bahu jhagray = PEACE IN LIFE!!!
10. She gives you the vote of confidence in everything and supports you in everything you do.
Even if you tell her you want to move out of the country to a place which is not yet mapped, she will support you. Well, kind of… 😛
11. No matter where she goes, you know she will always remain loyal to you
Loyalty is the number 1 trait of all desi wives. Sometimes, this is all you could ask for.
12. But above everything, she left everything in her previous life for you!!! So you gotta salute her and tell her how awesome she is.
C’mon, don’t be a chicken. Tell your wife how many levels of awesomeness she possesses and how pathetic your life would have been without her.
And if you are a wife reading this, tell these to your husband yourself. Sometimes we have to teach them how to pay a tribute. 😛
And don’t ever think your life would have been better if you had married a non-desi wife.