Are you going to be married soon? We have a list of important things EVERY girl must buy for her dowry, or as we call it, jahez.
Not only will the following things make your life a lot easier, they will help you control bad temper, irritation and tears that come with marriage.
Have a look!
1. Taanay-Proof Hearing Aid – The device is highly effective against taunts made by saas, nand and other susraal walay.
2. Roti Maker – If you can’t make a gol roti, this will save your life and izzat.
3. Robot Maasi That Looks Like You – While you are napping in your room, your look-alike robot maasi will handle the chores! Your saas does not even have to know!
4. The Ultimate Dishwasher – When hundreds of uninvited guests show up on Eid and your maasi ditches you, the dishwasher will be your savior.
5. Octopus Arms – It is superb when you are short on time! Do jharoo, paucha, cooking and ironing in one go!
6. Tolerance Device – This amazing machine will give you an unfaltering smile 24/7 and protect your heart against scathing remarks.
7. The Saas-Lover Electric Kettle – Make your saas fall in love with you. This kettle ensures a perfect cup of tea every time your saas demands it! Do give it a try!
8. Dream Crushers – When your husband and his family turn against you, it is okay crush some of your dreams.
9. Instant Sleep Powder – Have a good night’s sleep in 2 seconds standing up!
10. A (Fake) Doctor’s Degree – This will make the shaadi-process smoother and easier. Your saas will have a great opportunity to brag about you in family gatherings.
11. Truckload of Shan Masala – The boxes even have the recipes! The whole khandaan will adore you.
We really hope this list will make your life easier in susraal! Good luck!