There are some things in life that are merely complicated. In the list comes ‘women’. Yes, that’s right. Well, by now, we all know that women have their own dictionary. Yes, it’s called a woman’s dictionary, because what they say and mean are utterly conflicting!
Here are just some of the things women say which are usually misinterpreted by men.
1. “Bas, mai 5 min me aayi”
What she means: It’ll take an hour for them to get ready and leave the house. Do NOT rush her!
2. “Kia mai moti lag rahi hoon?”
What she means: No way she’s looking fat! She just wants to be complimented, and expects her man to say “no, babe you look HOT!”
3.”Haan mai theek hoon”
What she means: She’s NOT. She wants your attention and you to come up to her and asked how is she.
4. “Jo karna hai karo, maine nahi roka”
What she means: She really wants you to stop doing what she hates, at that very instant. You just need to break the code to figure it out.
5. “Nahi, mai naraaz nahi hoon”
What she means: She’s upset and deeply filled with rage, and cannot let her heart out because she still loves you.
6. “Fikar nahi karen, maine sambhaal liya hai”
7. “Kuch bhi nahi hua, mujhe kia hona hai?”
8. “Mujhe iss baare me baat nahi karni”
What she means: She really wants you to force her to blurt out her feelings and problems.
9. “Please mujhe akela chorh do”
What she means: Do NOT leave her alone. This is a false alarm. She really wants you to be with her.
10. “Kia tum mujhse bohat pyar karte ho?
What she means: She has done something wrong, and you are not going to like it. AT ALL.
11. Her deafening silence. You know it kills you deep within.
What she means: You are dead. You really are. The most dangerous of them ALL. Get her flowers, and get down on your knees and say sorry.
Do you understand the women language? Or are you still try to get the hang of it?