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No matter how many degrees in marketing you have, they are all useless when it comes to selling a product in Pakistan. Throw all your marketing knowledge and burn your degree even if it is from Harvard Business School and embrace the roadside marketing techniques in Pakistan.

Here is a complete guide to marketing in Pakistan.

Rule Number 1: Think out of the box and come up with an outstanding idea

Like the idea of a “rent-a-donkey”

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Or Rent-a-fan…

Or Rent-a-fan...
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or even rent a bride and groom…

or Rent a bride and groom...
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Marketing Rule Number 2: If you have a shop, give it a creative name…

Marketing Rule Number 2: If you have a shop, give it a creative name...
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Or something even more creative…

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Or this…

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Or even this…

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Marketing Rule Number 3: If it’s a stall, make sure it stands out and catches everyone’s attention

Like this Love Qulfi

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Or this bechain group…

 

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Marketing Rule Number 4: Make sure you are the jack of all trades… like this hair salon that specializes in circumcisions as well.

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Or this stall that sells farm eggs as well as easy load and mobile cards

Or this stall that sells farm eggs as well as easy load and mobile cards
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Marketing Rule Number 5: Use cheap marketing gimmicks to lure people in

Marketing Rule Number 5: Use cheap marketing gimmicks to lure people in
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Marketing Rule Number 6: Use some poetry to catch everyone’s attention like this paan wala

Marketing Rule Number 6: Use some poetry to catch everyone's attention
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Or like this chai wala

Marketing Rule Number 6: Use some poetry to catch everyone's attention
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Marketing Rule Number 7: Forget simplicity, give attention grabbing names to your products… like this twitter supari

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And this Imran Khan chooran

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Or the Rado Guthka

Or the Rado Guthka
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Marketing Rule Number 8: Use Bollywood inspiration wherever possible… like this Don Drink

Marketing Rule Number 8: Use Bollywood inspiration wherever possible... like this Don Drink
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Or this Dabang Snooker Club

Or this Dabang Snooker Club
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Or this clinic endorsed by Shahrukh Khan

Or this clinic endorsed by Shahrukh Khan
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Marketing Rule Number 9: When giving ads in newspapers make sure it’s something like this Jahzeb Cloth House’s Eid Sale…

Marketing Rule Number 9: When giving ads in newspapers make sure it's something like this...
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Marketing Rule Number 10: When designing billboards, make sure you nail it perfectly like these guys

Marketing Rule Number 10: When designing billboards, make sure you nail it perfectly like these guys
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Or this shop selling office furniture

Or this shop selling office furniture
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Marketing Rule Number 11: When making TV advertisements, make sure it’s something people will remember forever

 

Will these desi marketing tips help set up your business? We sure hope not.